i'M oLD eNouGH To KNoW You'Re a WHoRe. 8/31/2006.
YEAH! *LJS* is loud and obnoxious.
Yeah! *SaM* is simple and quick.
And I learned a quick lesson that I should've learned when I was two years old, never taste anything that you don't know what the fuck it is. Unless you are certain that is food. Had one of those little chiller cups (With water in between two layers that freezes) and I was filling it with water. And there was this foam on the lip of it, first I was like 'Looks like ice.'
So I touch it. Not frozen its a foam. So I lick it. Fruity and I'm walking down the hall and it turns all bitter in my mouth. So I spit it out and fight puking for five minutes.
And my woman won't load the dishwasher and I ask her 'Why won't you reload the dishwasher?' And she says 'I don't load.' And I say 'Well you take them.'
'What?'
'Nothing!'
Got a new kitten at a church bazaar (I almost exploded). And she names him BiNX and I want to name him HeRoiN BoB (After HeRoiN BoB in SLC PuNK) and she says no. So what do I do? Keep calling him HeRoiN-FuCKiNG-BoB!
YEAH! *LJS*.