ToaSTy!

GueST3851. 1/09/07.

I'm just sitting here in the public library. On a time limit from the internet got 15 remaining (oops 14) and wondering what could I talk about? So after looking I found some stuff 12
Something Orwell had envisioned
  • Dingleberry—piece of dried feces caught in the hair around the anus.

  • Dirty Sanchez—1. Performing oral sex on someone after they engage in anal sex. 2. After anal sex, wiping off the dirty penis or hand on the partner's upper lip, to simulate a moustache.

  • Doing your A, B, C’s—slang for cunnilingus. (This works. 9)

  • Donkey Punch—Having anal sex with someone and punching them in the back of the head to make them pass out. Supposedly induces a clenching of the anal sphincter in the unconscious person.

  • Drum Solo—slang for when a woman has an orgasm, referring to the rhythmic throbbing of the clitoris.

  • Dysmenorrhea—painful menstruation. 7

  • Bury the hatchet where it won't rust—slang for sexual intercourse

  • Bukkake—Pornographic movie genre where many men ejaculate on the face of an actress. 5




I just couldn't help myself, sorry but that is how it goes (In more ways than one. 3). And I just decided that hell if you can't make it about something meaningful (Or just too stupid to think of something else) make it about lewd sexual acts. It's the same with insults, you don't need to make them witty, just go straight for the intelligence; because only a few people can stand up to the barrage of unintelligent insults about their intelligence (Run-on sentence, I hated English. Fuck it! 2).So now its' coming down to the wire and I need to publish so tah!
(Fuck the British YeaH!*LJS*. 32seconds)

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