oLD CaFFieNe DReaMZ. 6/7/07.

Why are there electronic locks on the doors of retirement homes? Old people can't get out and why would anyone want to take the place hostage? And if anyone did how many years of life would be lost? Like 10?
I know it isn't right but it's funny and you're probably laughing because it's funny.

Many people (including me) wonder why Bush was elected (or re-elected for that matter)? Is it because he secretly controls the right? Easily ruled out (requires too much intelligence).
This gives rise to the theory that Cheney is the master and Bush is just a puppet (a shitty job at that) and setting himself up for the next presidency (or emperor as things are going now). Or maybe people just can't read?

What happens if someone is going down on you (or giving head as the case may be) and they have a cold sore? Does that mean you get herpes too?

This I find all amazing as to how shocked and offended we become when someone assualts our beliefs (or bands). That we actually see the true human form in all it's vulgarities, eccentricities, and idiocies. Only after we have see that do we truly see a person. And there s that time when you see someone, who you thought was infallible (Jesus?) and it just kind of fucks your world over.

* Not that I believe in Jesus. My mind is not open enough to believe all the gaps and plot holes in a 2000 year old fairy-tale.