i'M a LoSeR BaBy 6/20/11

Si cabrón! Welcome back! Some how I'm still alive and kicking (NoNpoint fame). Checking my stats from my email said I still got peeps visiting the site here. Probably just to view the pornographic images I've placed on here. But if you're new here (4chan fame) I thank you for taking some time to view that caffeinated dreams I've placed here. Anyway thought I'd send something out and that much to my dismay I think the caffeine dreams may be dead

iF i CouLD Go BaCK iN TiMe aND Do iT aGaiN, i'D MaKe iT a THReeSoMe. 2/8/08

And then she smacked the living shit out of me!

How long has it taken people to realize that when a taboo becomes so common that people will treat it as another aspect of life? Soon market intervention will destroy the moral fiber of our being.

I can't wait!

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How lazy do you have to be to go to a meal assembly (two too many) place? Honestly I can cook relatively well (more than Ramen and Macaroni) and even this hasn't crossed my mind until now. I (unfortunately) tempted to try it. Maybe some shrimp scampi or alfredo pasta or chili?

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This election year it seems that many motherfucking people are going to be voting. It wasn't until we got Clinton out of office that the decreasing voter trend swung the other way. Now it seems that we will have an anti-bush sentiment coming. Hopefully people will not be retarded and actually think about the candidates? Probably not.

The problem with living in an Aryan red state is that

1. We especially hate the mixes below:
1. Blacks. Quote Niggerz Endquote
2. Women.
3. Democrats.
4. Mexicans Quote Beaners/Spics/Wetbacks <-and not the way Carlos Mencia says it. Endquote
2. Russians
3. British
4. Cubans... Oh especially Cubans
5. Definite Iraqis and al-queda (intentional)
6. And finally those goddamn Canadians!

I've given up on trying to find a candidate that I truly like, I'm going to go for Hillary because there was peace during Bill's time in office (Wasn't there?) so why not Hillary's and maybe she'll get us some good goddamn health coverage. Why is everyone stressed out about Big Brother?
We are too lazy as Americans to actually stand up and protest against our own government. Each one of us has the right to stand up and say

"You are government, I am the people, YOU FEAR ME!"

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Anyway thats all gone. Here's a list of the candidates (_Jesusfucking-fuck!)

• My Personal Hope
  


• Hillary Clinton


• Barack Obama


• Rudy Giuliani


• John McCain


• Mike Huckabee


• John Edwards


• Mitt Romney


• Ron Paul

i THiNK You HaVe To HaVe SeX WiTH THeM To Be a GRouPie. 1/11/08

This is the inaugural post of the new fucking year. 2007 came (like me so many times) and went so fast I could barely tell what the fuck was happening to me throughout it. I had sex everyday of the year, that's because life fucked me. It was more stupendous than an anal reaming by Lexington Steele. Not like you fagets don't get off on it.


Religion
In an interview in 2004, Steele stated that he is a religious man (Baptist), continuing

"My decision to do porno has forced me to take my religion within: because of my job I am stronger in my relationship with God, because now I take God with me everywhere I go; if I don’t, I’ll fail to get an erection. I didn’t know that God blessed me with an abnormally large penis, until i had a revelation in which Jesus told me to make porno. So I feel blessed."

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I don't know why I'm fascinated by that, anyway. Anyway (...again) prepare for another (semi) full year of posting. Full of all the naked bitches you could ever want (If I can get a computer somewhere else besides the library).

CaNCeL CoMPaSSioN. 12/01/07.

It's been for(fucking)ever hasn't it? Listening to musicals on my comp and just remembered that I have a blog! Holy forced morality challenged retards Batman! So I thought about it and maybe once or twice I thought about returning since August 15 ^th, but never had good access to the Intersnet. Now her parents have some satellite internet which right now is acting up cuz of the snow. And everyone bitches about it being slow now. I keep telling them that satellite is fickle like a dead bug on the dish, acts of _god, their dad could fuck up any of the good reception they receive (he can fuck up anything faster than a six year old on crack).

SOOOO many things haven't happened since we last had this little discussion slash heart-to-heart slash bonding moment. I still don't understand why everyone is so fucking uptight about. Like facial hair and piercings, or the fact that I have a dick (Merry Maids). Or that cuz I have a dick that you know _god(fucking)forbid that I don't think about fucking another woman. I don't honestly try, and it's been forever ever since I masturbated, doesn't that make you happy. I missed the two year birthday of PTP on September 4^th. I tried writing a novel for NaNoWriMo.org, it's kinda of like Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk. Hey just write a 50k novel in 30 days, that simple. Yeah got to about 13000 and I just quit, much like the blog right now, and that got me so much shit. Like just because the story is loosely based on my life.

My mom was married to this fuckhead of a man. They barely have known each other for a year, and hey let's get married on my birthday (moms not mine). I tell him on the honeymoon that you know why everyone on my fathers side is opposed. And it's not even because they don't like him, it's too soon. I tell him and the next day Mom calls and says "It probably won't work now thanks to me. You happy?" *CLiCK*. You should've seen me come unglued, that bitch wouldn't answer her phone, but I really love text messages, so she got some. And I called her later and she fucking finally answered, so she got me all angry because she always blames me for most of her problems. Yeah I was warned about marrying my ex so I told her that. She really didn't give a fuck that I was at her wedding, I was the only one in the family that was there. So fuck her.

eVeRyTHiNG'S So BLuRRy, aND eVeRyoNe'S So FaKe. 8/29/07

And you could be my someone

PCD iS LiKe HiV oR aiDS. 8/14/07.

I have been (so far) wasting all my time (when I should be blogging) working. I have some stuff that is in the infant stages of a script. I am referring to my script about zombie stand-up. So far I have the beginning of it and I am trying to find new material for it. And I have realized that I best get my ideas when I burn all my energy on it for about a day and a half, then I wait for awhile (like three days) and then come back to it. Anyway a (semi- and morbidly) funny thing happened last Wednesday. There was a shooting at an apartment complex and I thought it was hilarious because we had been trying to get into it for the past year. So I says "Maybe we'll finally get a place to stay!" and the whole (Erin and I) group lauffed ([sic]) about it. But when I told this as a joke in all honesty there were people who got offended by it. I was like "WTF!! Fuck you if you can't take a joke muthafucker!! (Middle finger already in the air!)"

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Anyhoo. I had seen this before but hadn't really given it much thought until I had finally run out of things to write about (not that that hasn't happened before). How depressing is it to an old person when their retirement community is directly across the street from a cemetary. It's like, 'Look both ways before you cross, or you'll end up across the street.' 'Well the sidewalk is on the other side.' I mean it's like natural selection, the dumb ones are taken and the smart ones never think to try.