BooK oF SLaNG

MR. GiGGLeS BooK oF SLaNG

aNaL FiST FiGHTeRS
One of the most extreme forms of hard-core sex

aNaL iCiNG
Jizz over the anus, ususally put there by an aNaL iCeR.

aNal WHoRe WeaSeL
A CaMeL Toe QueeN who likes sex in the anus. A penis

aSS CLoWN
Akin to Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura. Someone who explores the nether regions of their anus.

aSS GaP
What is left of an asshole after a massive fucking.

aSS GoBLiN
Someone who has no respect for anybody or anything. Deserves to be beaten down with a club or a similar object.

aSS HaT
An asshole.

aSS RiVeR
Diahrrea

BaBy BaTTeR
Semen

BaLL ToNGue
An asshole with a tongue piercing

BLooDy MaRy
A female on her period.

BoLoGNa PoNy
A penis.

BuTTCHaP
When (in the course of anal sex) the anus begins bleeding and thus becomes chafed and flaky.

BuTTPLuG
A penis or a large piece of shit.

BuTTSTeaK
Usu. said by a homosexual man "Looks like BuTTSTeaK." I.e. looks like a fine piece of ass

CaMeLToe QueeN
A person (most likely female, unless it is a homosexual man) who is not prudent in the partners she chooses to have intercourse with.

CHoCo TaCo
The film lining the inside of someones ass

CoCK JoCKeY
Usu. a female who loves intercourse with men. A male who loves masturbating.

CoCK KNoCKeR
From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. A homosexual..

CoCK TaCo
A vagina

CReMeN SuCKeR
A cock-sucker or one that likes the finer delicacy of semen

CRiMSoN SuRFeR
Same as BLooDy MaRy a female on her period

CRoTCH RoCKeTeeR
A dildo user

CuM MuSKeTeeR
Jackass

CuNTWaGoN
A bitch

CuNT-WoRM
A moocher, or a female whose on her period and the tampon string is hanging out.

DiCK TRiCKLe
When a man does not put enough effort into his intercourse and when he ejaculates that the semen barely comes out.

FRoSTeD CHRiSTCaKeS
Usu. in Catholic Religion. An altar boy's anal region after the priest is done fucking him.

FuCKoLa CoLa
Semen

FuCK-STaiN
The wet spot on the bed after intercourse. Stating that the person it is pointed at is worth no more than BaBy BaTTeR mixed with female ejaculation

FuCKTaRD
Variation of the Idahoan version of fucking retard

FuZZy FLeSH CaNNoN
A penis overgrown with pubic hair.

JaCK-oFF JuiCe
Same as BaBy BaTTeR. i.e. semen

JiZZ BuM
A cocksucker

KuNG PoW CLiT
A female whose clitoris reeks of Chinese food (mainly Kung Pow Chicken). Stay away at all costs unless one likes tasting vagina basted food.

MeaT WaTeR
i.e. urine

MeNSTRuaL MaRauDeR
A man (or lesbian) who loves having sex with women who are having their period

MooN STRiKeR
A person who loves giving anal sex

PiNK HeLMeTeD MaN BaNaNa
A penis

RoaDHeaD
A when the passenger of a car leans over to give a fellatio to the driver

SCaHNoRe
Skanky cunty whore

SCuNT
Stinky cunt

SHuM
Cum that dribbles out of an asshole

STiNKy TWaT BaCoN
When the labia minora of a vagina hang out and are extraordinarily wrinkled and also look overly sun-tanned.

SWaSS
Ass sweat

TePiD WaFFLe FaCToRy
A vagina.

TuRD SNoRTeR
Brown noser or someone who smells bad.

TWaZiMoDo
Overworked pussy usu. from a CaMeLToe QueeN smells like tuna, vinegar, etc.

UNiTaCo
When the vagina of a female is so large that there is no perineal tissue separating it from anus