ToaSTy!

No GooD CoPiNG MeCHaNiSMS eXCePT MaSTuRBaTiNG aND BLoGGiNG. 4/19/07.

Baby bags. Always got a soft spot for boobies!!!. Apparently deep in my subconscious (which isn't far), I like boobies!!!, which is really wierd considering Erin doesn't really have any boobies!!!. And also that men like women with boobies!!! because that represents fertility (Primal) anyway boobies!!! is boobies!!! so I love them so. I love the ones that have pointy nipples or big ones, ones that point out (but can't cut diamonds).
Yeah... this is just an image post for boobies!!!


ToaSTy!

LiKe a BaT BiTCHSLaP! 4/12/07.

It's like a ultra-buff wrestler complaining that his face got burnt and, while complaing about that, it (his face) got caught in a blender, well I say it is an improvement. I would also like to be a trucker, you can sleep in a different city each day (like a prostitute). Why do stupid retarded advertisements for going to college always come on Rock Radio stations. It's like who honestly gives a shit? Who ever wants to see a Clearisil commercial with dubs? How can you be dead without being alive? How can a fucking doll be dead?

Why is having a fin-less fish (like an eel) so cool? Is it because the fish that we always think of have fins and one that doesn't is outside the norm? Of course it does.And I figure if you have a problem with somebody at work and you fix it before management gets to then they should just stay the fuck out of it. But "corporate america" doesn't see it so well, or black and white because they are a bunch of fagets (KoRn spelling). Oh well fuck em and so what it they are just a bunch of whiny bitches. Just like a fish that has the aquarium light on all night. Maybe that is why your fish die so fast? Poor fish, sun-tanned to death. THey'd probably be fried if they weren't already in the water.

ToaSTy!

DooM SaYeRS CauTiouSLy uPBeaT. 4/7/07.


Fucked On Re-vamped Dissertation

Delegator Reams Only Females



I notice that lately I've been talking (Bitching) a lot of political bullshit and it's starting to bother me, but I must be doing something right (Naked Broads) cuz people seem to keep coming back. But the problem is that if you get classified as a porn site, then people will come only when they want to (cum/blow a load). And a political site is not what I had in mind, mainly because it's total bullshit. Anyway with politics isn't it just rehashing the same old shit? And honestly who wants that? God fags, Bush cock-suckers.


My observations at 2 AM in the morning


What's with "The Last Mimzy"? Did they just stop trying?

Multiply your possibilities with Tony Montana and Intel Core Duo processors.

All STD and pregnancy commercials make me think that my woman has STD's or is pregnant (SLuT).

I thought I had worms at one point in my life, but then realized it was psoriases, so my moral? Ban the Stop Sign commercials!


I love how primal human nature is. After donating plasma (I needs money), it just seems all self-contol leaves me, so I end up eating a Quad Stacker, fucking my woman, and sleeping. And the only thing that could make it better is having some weed before eating, but then I would have super munchies.

So karma is a bitch because my ex like to give me shit with the kids and that bitch just got pulled over (no license or insurance) and had a bench warrant out for her. So karma will bite you in the ass. So after that strike karma decides to flick my balls because my mom decided to bail her ass out, which everyone said she should stay there for awhile, and I would've watched the kids gladly, but exxy (as I will refer to her) would not let my mom see her grandkids (confused yet?). And exxy's mother wouldn't even help her and exxy threatens my mom with the kids, total bullshit.

Another list



Things that piss me off


  • Whole SNL lineup including
    1. Will Ferrell (Probably the most)
    2. Chris Kattan
    3. Molly Shannon

  • Catholic Religion for starting the Inquistion

  • The Afghans who destroyed the Buddhas

  • Napoleon, who let his troops use the sphinxes as targets

  • Any government agent who helped in, or knew and didn't say, information modifying

  • God and his "bigger plan"

  • Belief pushers (Taliban, SS, Christ fags)

  • Cops and power abusers

  • Middle men with no spines

  • Guitar Hero I and II, WTF! OOOOH save the world from a meteor with just your rock oooooh Tenacious D style, bullshit only TD can pull that!

  • Tenacious D and the P.O.D., what happened to Nacho Libre but with KG

ToaSTy!

THiS SHiNiNG CiTy BuiLT oF GoLD. 4/4/07.


Like a virgin ass in prison, so are the days of our lives. Or a used condom in your uNiCeF box. Or your favorite uncle trying to stick his weiner in your mouth. Or...

HAVE I SOLD OUT? That is one question that everyone asks themselve. For me I know that the answer is no, of course the whole foundation of the answer is based in perception. Like when MeTaLLiCa sued NaPSTeR over file sharing their music (totally uncool Lars). How many cool points did they lose with that / maybe that is why Jason Newsted left? In my opinion it made them seem greedy because people downloaded music of their favorite bands. I'm not exempt from it because I download music illegally and I endose Limewire. Maybe I'm just hyping it. But i've never pirated a game until now. Dungeon Keeper 2 is one of the best games ever made, but I still don't understand what is so great about Starcraft? Sure I though Kerrigan was hot, but her being a Zerg, made me think that I don't ever want to be afraid of the pussy. Do I? No! The only problem I have is that I can't get the patches for the games, and if I ever want to do anything besides play the game I have to boot up the comp in safe mode. But otherwise I haven't had a problem with Starcraft but Dungeon Keeper kills my computer when it crashes. Blah blah blah blah.........

And since when has accountability of people gone out the window? I guess I'm pretty liberal (in a sense that most shit don't bother me), I believe that gay couples shuld be allowed to have kids (They already do and should continue to) when they seem prepared for it. And it also stings my asshole when one is bi-curious (read TRISEXUAL) and to get pregnant they go and fuck some random guy on a one-night stand. I don't think that they're ready because
  • A) One has no patience with children

  • B) Problems paying bills even though one does 40hr work weeks at $9.50 and the other receives unemployment when she could (won't) work. And their residence is 2bed/2bath and rent is $640 a month.

  • C) They do drugs mainly weed, but also smoke and drink. One is a recovering alcoholic with low impulse control and the other is an ex-meth head.

  • D) They have no parenting skills and don't seem to want to learn any.


Of course you may think I'm over-reacting but hell everyone that knows them seems to say the same thing 'dumbasses'. And it's just one of those situations that you have to be there to believe it.
THe (pH)uCKeR
So so long to breathe
Life into this idea
Which to so so long to conceive
An idea which is growing fast
That I barely believe


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