ToaSTy!

oNe, TWeLVe, You CaN Go To HeLL

WOOOOO Pot! Saw it on the Simpsons with Phish on it too. I'm a po-thead. Or I would be if I wasn't a straight-edge (watch SLC Punk). Speaking of punks, anyone ever watch Brat Camp. Who's ever seen that episode where they had to make a fire with a stick and bow. Well of course the pyro got it first then they all got it one by one except for the dyslexic one he got it last... maybe because he was doing it backwards.
*LauGHaBLe*
Onto an obscene list then:

NiGGeRS
Nigger- Any black person usually used within the race and given to specific outsiders.
Sand Nigger- Anyone of Middle-Eastern descent.
Grass Nigger- Anyone of Indian (India) descent.
Island Nigger- Any person living on an island.
Trailer Nigger- Any person living in a trailer or trailer park. (I am a trailer nigger).


Do remeber to use these terms around their respective people. And remember to not get OWN3D!

ToaSTy!

aHiNGeR DiNGeR DeRKHeN :: MeTHoDS oF MaDNeSS


-I heard that Dungeons and Dragons was coming out with an online game, is that true.
-Heidi Klum making 4 leaf clover jewelry, isn't she German? Guess Swastikas wouldnt' work.
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-Is Eddie Guerrero dead?
-What came first chicken or egg? The very first egg was laid by a very confused cow. The egg hatched an was know as the Mountain Chicken, the first and only of it's kind, it was free to choose any mate it wanted. It chose a velociraptor as one and progressive and incestuous breeding saw the scales become feathers and front legs become wings. The end result is the nuggety goodness we now know as a chicken.

Why does it seem like GGW tries to sell you 40 fucking videos for 8.95. Why is it that they sell them to you at midnight. Like no one will know you ordered them. And if you don't pay GGW in a business day they charge you for all of them. Maybe I suffer from consumer paranoia. If an infomercial is on the air long enough, I'll buy it.
Back to GGW. When watching porn it's like crack or heroin... something like that. You look for more explicit forms. No you cannot tell me that is not true unless you watch porn like once a month. Now when a man and woman kiss and you squirt in your pants, that is pathetic.


Up the ante, next on the pathetic list


  • 2 women

  • 3 women

  • 3 women and a man

  • Above all doing it!


Next, who likes Dr. Phil? Who hates Dear Abby? Who raised hands with the two previous questions? You like Dr. Phil and hate Dear Abby? You must be sexist because Dr. Phil is Dear Abby as a male. Think about it.

ToaSTy!

SPeCKLe-DoRFT oR THiNGS You LeaRN aT MCDoNaLDS


I was reading another blog on BLoGGeR.CoM that had a recipe for Boboli Pizza crust and it got me thinking. One of those rare times at McDonalds when you want hot fries or a fresh patty on your burger, just tell them you don't want salt on it. They put seasoning on the patty when they first come off the clamshell.---------------------------->
This is off topic but I want a bow which is pretty fucking sweet. I don't want to kill animals...(or do I? *evil music*), but I just want to go out an hit some targets. Of course I also want to make fire arrows. The bow I plan on making sooner or later, but with the arrows just put a lighter on the end so when the arrow hits it explodes the lighter. Of course when you make so homemade napalm just put that on the end of it.

ReDNeCK NaPaLM


Heres how.


You need some:

Gasoline
Styrofoam, make sure it is the firm type like the cups, or the stuff they put in boxes to protect stuff (not peanuts!)
A container (like a Kerr jar)

Put gas in container, mix in styrofoam. Mixture will bubble, and marshmellowy stuff falls to bottom. Mix in as much styrofoam as you can as the ratio of styrofoam to is gas is like 150 to 1. To insure purity stab gel with pencil and shake daily. make sure to add more gas to help light. Finally be careful *disclaimer* gas fumes light and may light in your face. I light a piece of paper and throw it on.

ToaSTy!

HaND-2-HaND/ THe DouBLe BaRReLeD aPPRoaCH


Since when has there ever been a time when I have not been D-V-Ent.

*3 Seconds elapse*

NEVER.

There has always been an ulterior motive to what I do. Whether watching "movies" or conducting "experiments". I have been a D-V-Ent. Unlike Marilyn Manson , I don't do it because it is illegal (that may be a deciding factor though). I do it because I can and want to. My previous sites have had snippets of the Anarchists Cookbook. I just put the basics down like napalm, fuses, and disk drive destroyers.

So lets just face it. I am a D-V-Ent and so are you. Oh and on a further note I have my Mc Donalds uniform to prove it. Another thing I want to actually try some Ritalin. I don't want to become a rittick, but on occasion, indulge a little. Another good way to get buzzed is taking Mega-T Green Tea pills.

Heres how I did it



Take three on an empty stomach, wait twenty minutes and eat something because if you don't, you will puke them up. Now be careful *disclaimer* I am 280 pounds and am totally desensitized by caffeine. Some effects are hyper-activity, breathlessness/ gasping for breath, hyperrythmmia(quickened heart beats, whatever) and an urge to make an ass out of yourself *hey if it happened to me it could happen to you.


Be D-V-Ent and remember

Chaos is forever.

THe (pH)uCKeR
So so long to breathe
Life into this idea
Which to so so long to conceive
An idea which is growing fast
That I barely believe


Only send hate

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